the LosT little Girl Variety Show



"Can't You See You're Doing It WRONG ?!?"
Attention Deficit Puppets Tell Stories and Punk Rock Songs from the Garbage




The LosT little Girl Variety Show is were i get to do what everybuddy wishes they could do. SING SONGS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO LISTEN. sometimes i make people clap in time to the music.
in the LLGSvariety show i like to do two things. one of them is sing songs and the other one is puppet shows. the puppet shows are actually more like dolly show and tell time while i tell a story about funny animals that has a moral about friendship and important lessons about life.


Lots of different people have said all kinds of different things about the LosT little girl show variety show. Sometimes people gget mad at us and try to stop us from performing or turn off our equipment. some people think its the worst show in the world and other people think its the best. They are both right.

I have some new stuff planned for this summer wehre the LLGS will be going on tour with the miss rockaway armada. look for the ugly garbage boat going down the mississippissippi with all the weird kids on it. we have this new plan were my friends act out the grade 2 level school plays i write. its really grand.

Another different neat thing is that i am the worst musician in the world but people keep asking me if they can cover my songs. i'll put MP3s and links on here eventually so you can u nderstand this apparent parradox. because i'm a terrible musician i compensate by making my own instruments that i'll be able to play...

The LLGS variety show was actually born out of me making funny animals that i'd sew out of scraps... i was gonna start a lil street vendor stand called Cut Off the Crust but i liked my animals too much too sell them so i made a puppet show instead. I'm trying to make bigger more gigantic puppets so people can see them ok from the back.

the LLGS variety show has performed about 12 times in the last year with audiences ranging from 100 queer punks on a farm to 2 drunk kids in my living room.
the time we played Ida tennessee, 2 people liked the show so intensly much that they peed themselves.
no kidding.
Story Books that You and Your Friends Can Read
print them out at the library and color them


Live Shows

Cut Off the Crust


More Realy Great Stories Soon !!!



the LosT little Girl Show