{"id":250,"date":"2021-05-12T09:16:16","date_gmt":"2021-05-12T09:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/?p=250"},"modified":"2021-05-12T14:12:58","modified_gmt":"2021-05-12T14:12:58","slug":"meet-boron-the-lamb-store-shipping-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/meet-boron-the-lamb-store-shipping-department\/","title":{"rendered":"MEET BORON! THE LAMB STORE SHIPPING DEPARTMENT"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/COt2tQtNSg1\/?igshid=ukwsky44ji22\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/19f1e17cb38fc38388855922f589a158\/9de7cfeeacd4482e-d6\/s1280x1920\/24c108b812701c2f983875a78a4b50577a9e8b9b.jpg\" alt=\"Meet BORON! He is my web store\u2019s shipping department. IF ANYTHING IS LATE OR MISSING yell at Bo. But dont yell at him too much cuz his hands are little and sometimes he gets ennui and needs to hide inside a hole in thr wall behind that box.\nHe also...\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Meet BORON! He is my web store\u2019s shipping department. IF ANYTHING IS LATE OR MISSING yell at Bo. But dont yell at him too much cuz his hands are little and sometimes he gets ennui and needs to hide inside a hole in thE wall just behind that box.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He also likes licking real  fish and nibbling on  it a lil bit. HE ALSO IS FASCINATED BY ELECTRICAL WIRES and kvetching about #ULINE and their anti vaxo trump monopoly of mister and mrs uline\u2026 There is your freaky conspiracy right there\u2026 The right wing control the shipping world \ud83c\udf0e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Remember. BORON IS WATCHING !!!<br><a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/href.li\/?https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/COt2tQtNSg1\/?igshid=ukwsky44ji22\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/COt2tQtNSg1\/?igshid=ukwsky44ji22<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/20200802_034727-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-251\"\/><figcaption>I been trying to train him to be a lil crawl space guy who can travel around inside the walls and he resisted and hated it for 4 years and suddenly post CV19 he&#8217;s all inb to the walls, he has his own secrte hide out i can see inside the wall of my studio and NOW I CANT GET HIM OUT OF THE WALLS !!!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meet BORON! He is my web store\u2019s shipping department. IF ANYTHING IS LATE OR MISSING<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":251,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lamb-store","category-store"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":271,"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions\/271"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sybillamb.com\/LambFactory\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}